



star trek I, II, and III: spirk drama, oh how i weep
star trek IV, V, and VI: well now that weve resolved all that angst how about we get highyeah it’s always weird to me how Kirk immediately forgets David so he and Spock can do Abbott & Costello routines in Eighties San Francisco
then VI happens and he’s like “wait I suddenly remember I’m really mad about this”
two full movies where hes in the denial stage
it took this man eight years to get to the anger stage
Nothing to see here, just Kirk and Spock staring at each other from a distance like star-crossed lovers.
i love star trek but it was made in the 60s so you gotta take it with a grain of salt. sometimes multiple grains of salt. sometimes mounds of salt in the shape of the most poorly choreographed fight scene ever set to the silliest fight music ever featuring a guest appearance by william shatner’s nipples
There’s really something I don’t understand about all of this. Maybe you can explain it to me. Logically, of course. When you jettisoned the fuel and ignited it, you knew there was virtually no chance of it being seen, yet you did it anyhow.
Bottom left gif:
“Jim Kirk’s Dimples of Happiness”