



FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKIN VIDEO
YouTube video of Screen Junkies’ Honest Trailer for Sony’s Venom 2: Let there be Carnage (2021)
“As [Venom 2] leans hard into Symbrock shipper’s fantasies…
"to make a gayer superhero movie…
"than the one with actual gay superheroes in it. [Eternals]”
Pour that tea, Honest Trailers.
Where will we go? I don’t know. Anywhere that needs a Lethal Protector, I suppose.↳ requested by @jackie-sugarskull
This place is an all-you-can-eat buffet. Who’s going to care if I polish off a couple of these idiots?You can’t be sure who is and who is not guilty, buddy.
I was a loser before I met you. And now I am someone. You made me special.↳ requested by @blank-slate-jay

I’ve got two hands and I’m gonna make that everyone else’s problem
[Eddie gasps in the visceral and indescribable act of being held, inside and out. Venom surrounds him, as he digs his fingers into the symbiote. It feels like nothing and everything.]
You didn’t even think that we might get caught, we might get killed? No, you don’t think about things like that, do you? You just think about chickens, you think about you, you think about what you want, and you think about… you.↳ requested by @thaanguuy