



I said to Rian: Jedis don’t give up. But, if he [Luke] made a mistake, he would try and right that wrong. That’s the crux of the problem. Luke would never say that [It’s time for the Jedi to end]. Well, in this version. See, I’m talking about George Lucas Star Wars. I almost had to think of Luke as another character. Maybe Jake Skywalker. He’s not my Luke Skywalker.
i can’t believe luke showed up to fight his nephew via astral force projection in custom gucci threads and chanel boots. hair all sleek, with organic beard oil, smelling like yves saint laurent l'homme and his skin all exfoliated. we truly stan a fashion icon.
rey jumping in a space coffin and fedexing herself into the hands of the enemy is the stupidest shit in tlj
the only spoiler from tlj you need to know is that Luke drinks fresh monster tiddy milk straight up and enjoys it with a grin like the sick fuck he is