laurelhach:

trupie:

reginaldbroccoli:

I really love Janeway, but you know who would never leave behind his mutant lizard babies? Benjamin Sisko. 

He would love those lizard babies. He would teach those lizard babies to play baseball.

Yes. All the yes.

Every Pon Farr/Amok Time fic that I’ve read

alexan-2031:

Spock: I…um… I need someone to mate 

Jim:

the signs as ur friend//if they hated u

weenieastrology:

aries: supports u bc they genuinely care n actually gives good advice // frowns at the mention of ur name, v competitive

taurus: loyal to u n does the weirdest things w u // remembers every problemative thing uve done, competitive

gemini: doesnt leave u out of anyth, brings up old jokes // the kind to give u a code name so they can talk shit abt u 

cancer: rly caring n makes u things, protective // rly passive agressive towards u and tells their close friends why they hate u

leo: makes sure every1 knows ur their friend, v v protective // ignores the hell out of u, kinda blunt abt it

virgo: teaches u how to do things n makes u feel special // tries to forget abt u n cuts u out of their lives

libra: talks 2 u non stop 24/7, takes a lot of pics w u // bitches abt u n unimpressed by everyth u do

scorpio: shares things w u, quiet at first, goes through a lot w u // annoyed by ur presence, might snap at u

sagittarius: goofy, expressive w u, v honest // groans rly loudly wen they c u, tries to ignore u 

capricorn: tries their hardest not to make u feel bad, v caring // says they hate u everytime ur name is mentioned so tht every1 knows, calls u out on everyth

aquarius: v loyal, comes to u w weird jokes, stares at u a lot // gets annoyed at everything u say n is kinda straightforward abt it

pisces: sits w u and makes u feel less alone, lots of puns // whines abt u, quiet abt it but internally groans at u 

alfaangel:

the moment when she decided she was going to kill him

soikindalikebeirut:

Me: wow the stars look beautiful tonight

You: yeah, they do

Me: you know what else is beautiful?

You: *blushes* what?

Me: Hannibal’s cinematography

urbancatfitters:

i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry

iantosdiary:

summary of any torchwood episode part two:

jack: ok team dont do this thing
owen: does the thing 
everyone: god fucking damn it owen what the fuck 

howishughdancyevenpossible:

You could switch dialogue from Interview With The Vampire and Hannibal and they would both still be equally as gay.

THE SIGNS SICK