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andys-positions:

ladyvean:

keanu-reeves:

jeffrey combs woke up today and chose murder

Rude. 😂

Jeffrey is so savage on Twitter!

lacefuneral:

data2364:

Sir,we support you 

https://twitter.com/BrentSpiner/status/1298443681368690688

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1298452648329228288

https://twitter.com/Data2364/status/1298488593804034051

SORRY WHAT

getoutofmyjaneway:

missolitude:

Kate Mulgrew for Mr. Mercedes Season 3 👀🔥

She could kill me any day

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70thousandlightyearsfromhome:

Audition Story

Nikki de Boer told the story of her audition for the part of Ezri at Northeast Trek Con yesterday, and it gets my vote for the funniest audition story I ever heard.  I was crying.

She had arrived at the studio offices for her audition.  She was already a little nervous; she says she’s often nervous for auditions.  Then she sees this long, long leg with a killer high heel emerge from a car.  Followed by another one.  Boom, boom, high heels hitting the ground.  They’re Jeri Ryan’s legs.  She gets out of the car and stands up - in full Seven of Nine getup.  

(The first two pics are Garrett and Nikki imitating Jeri’s long legs stepping out of the car, high heels hitting the pavement: boom, boom.  The last one is Nikki imitating the visual impact of Jeri’s boobs - BOOM.)

Nikki said she immediately became a wreck.  What am I doing here?  That’s what they want, not me.  I’m not the Trek type.  Etc.

So they brought her upstairs to audition for Berman.  She was so visibly anxious that someone offered her a bottle of water.  She took a gulp as she walked into Berman’s office.  It went down the wrong way, and she ended up spitting water all over him.  

They sent her to the bathroom to get herself together, and she saw in the mirror that she was coughing so much her mascara ran.  But she cleaned herself up, went back out, had her audition, and got the part.  

She said she thought it might have actually helped her audition, because it kind of fit Ezri’s character.  (Garrett said despite that, he doesn’t recommend spitting water on the executive producer at auditions.)

I love this simply because Nicole got to do what so many of us want to: spit in Berman’s face.

fuckyourstupideyebrows:

MY EYES MY EYYYYES 😱😭😭😍

bethanyactually:

#what were cast photoshoots with this group even like #kate was clearly like fuck you yes i need the entire couch go get your own couch #no boys allowed #and so you’ve got tim russ perched on the back of the couch like he thought the camera was gonna be behind them #ethan’s just like yeah pretty much i don’t know why i even expected i would be allowed to sit on the couch #robbie looks a little bit like my neighbor’s golden retriever when he drops a treat and can’t figure out why the ground stole it from him #roxann looks lovely i can’t complain though she seems a little dubious about picardo’s liberal politics leaning on her legs #robert beltran is like no i’m not gonna perch on the damn couch i will stand here like a man #wearing what looks like the cover project from a You Can Crochet! pattern from michaels given away free when you buy 4 tons of cheap acrylic #and jennifer is just like ok i’ll take what he’s wearing but in a small #i just really love how garrett is like don’t even try guys this is my photo #i’m not even gonna give him shit about the brown shoes/black socks/white pants combo he’s rocking #he looks that at home in this neutral tones environment #like yeah #harry kim is really into beige what are you gonna do about it #does anyone else always mentally photoshop vulcan ears and eyebrows onto tim russ because i do #when promotional photos attack #i get so fucking happy whenever one of these shows up on my dash that i haven’t seen before (mylittleredgirl)

mia-cooper:

jhelenoftrek:

chiefengineerlaforge:

mylittleredgirl:

mylittleredgirl:

captacorn:

Is this a print ad for Radio Shack?

NO OMG

I REMEMBER THIS

THIS WAS IN PARADE MAGAZINE

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL I CUT IT OUT AND HUNG IT ON MY WALL

okay no I was going to let this go but every time I see it I just have to stop what I’m doing and laugh for ten minutes

• bob picardo’s ultimate Dad pose
  
• roxann is wearing velour which was cutting edge fabric probably
• i’m pretty sure i had that keyboard
• why? is the palm pilot thing under a dome? is it a security dome because there are only ten in the world!? does it need its own ecosystem to survive??? what is happening
• looking at kate and robbie makes me think it’s possible this whole spread was in a clothing & lifestyle mail order catalog and not parade magazine after all
• look at jennifer’s hands she looks so uncomfortable i want to get her out of this terrible photo shoot
• is ethan phillips under quarantine?? what the fuck is happening there? is he supposed to be in a PHONE BOOTH? to use his CUTTING EDGE cell phone? did we not know how cell phones worked yet!? the x-files had been on for two years already get it together
• garrett wang what the fuck is that a hi-top made with cutting edge hair pomade or what’s happening here
• tim russ is just limbs and a head what was happening in this wardrobe department? did an all-black memo go out by CUTTING EDGE email and tim roxann and jennifer only check their email once a week because that dial-up’s by the minute ok and where i lived you had to call long distance because the other side of the goddamn county was a long distance telephone call YOU DON’T KNOW OUR STRUGGLES OKAY I WOULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEONE FOR A WEBCAM
  

this is an excellent picture on its own but lets not ignore the contents of that magazine

thought u could hack my webcam and record me?? jokes on u CIA all u gonna get is my brand new dell computer w/ an AMAZING 2.1GB hard drive 

when ur parents wants u 2 socialise but ur busy faxing memes 2 ur friends w/ the lastest pda

when ppl ask to use ur brand new photo scanner but u arent done scanning ur collection of cat pics yet 

waiting 4 the computer 2 start up so u can show off ur latest – and bestest –photoshops

being the only one in ur friend group w/ a printer and everyone always wants to use ur printer so u decide to just carry it w/ u wherever u go

getting the latest cd-roms before anyone else

when it friday and u decide u deserve that pizza so u call the pizza place to order ur favourite pizza

and jennifer…. continues to look uncomfortable. someone save her

A million x Yes to all of this + commentary.  I had this magazine.  It was COOL! *cough i’m not old cough*  Poor Jennifer… Poor, sweet Jennifer.

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Mulgrew even has chemistry with a phone booth

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