



Out of 725 episodes, there are always going to be ones that are bad.
Sometimes really bad.
On the odd occasion they can be inexcusable.
And then there’s Threshold. Completely in a class of it’s own.
Welcome to the idiocy that is the worst of Voyager.
People always go on about how great the 90s were what with the VHS tapes, Blockbuster night, Gameboys, the ins and outs of having to call your crush’s home instead of a cellphone…
But nobody ever mentions that the 90s was a magnificent time to be alive for one thing in particular:
Two Star Trek series at the same time.

No matter your age, gender or sexual orientation, upon your first viewing of Labyrinth your eyes were always drawn to the thing in David Bowie’s pants.
when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension
swear it
swear to me
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.