



Star Trek Voyager is the story of an entire crew with an incredibly low attention span.
“We are lost in the Delta quadrant, and we’re trying to get hoLY FUCK BALLS CHECK OUT THAT NEBULA LET’S DRIVE THE SHIP INTO THE NEBULA.
somethingclassysomethingvulgar:
if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation.
Truth.
accurate
do you ever just watch interviews with your favorite celebrity and you just kinda sit there and say ”oh my god i love you”
david bowie once ran a car over himself
You’d think this is made up, but it isn’t. He totally did once run himself over with a car.
me at parties
A visual guide of a ship between a professional puppy and a space lizard, illustrated with pictures and other people’s lovely gifs.
My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute” to “SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY”